Oh you creepy little bastard

Seriously WTF is wrong with children. Do they all come programmed to say poltergeist like shit. If crap like this continues I know lots of people would do anything to have a healthy little American boy , even if he's a package deal with his ghost entourage.

After repeated  mommy call outs like nails on a chalkboard I casually stroll into the kids room and here is what takes place

Me- Whats the matter?
Kid- shut my night light 
Me-ok why?
Kid- I'm scared , it makes shadows
Me- I know I'm standing in front of it that's what happens when you stand in front of it.
Kid - Well, I like those shadows just not the ones that come on their own.

Excuse me while I get a fresh pair of undies and call a realtor

 Does this scary ass stuff happen to anyone else or should I start bogarting  Holy water at mass ?

Epic Fail

So like most things I start off gun ho about my blog then it takes a tumble down the crapper. It has been an insane long time since I have even looked at this thing .Really it is my own fault for falling into the sense of "wow I can have a life still"  when my son was obviously going through the only down time he would ever experience in his 4 yrs of life. Whatever I'm not dwelling on it , it will probably happen again so let's enjoy it while it lasts.
  I am continuing on a new post so It looks like I'm at least trying . Come check it out I have loads of inappropriate  stuff I talk about .