Seriously WTF is wrong with children. Do they all come programmed to say poltergeist like shit. If crap like this continues I know lots of people would do anything to have a healthy little American boy , even if he's a package deal with his ghost entourage.
After repeated mommy call outs like nails on a chalkboard I casually stroll into the kids room and here is what takes place
Me- Whats the matter?
Kid- shut my night light
Kid- I'm scared , it makes shadows
Me- I know I'm standing in front of it that's what happens when you stand in front of it.
Kid - Well, I like those shadows just not the ones that come on their own.
Excuse me while I get a fresh pair of undies and call a realtor
Does this scary ass stuff happen to anyone else or should I start bogarting Holy water at mass ?